8/14/2003:
"Coming soon to a store near you: a foot-tall likeness of the president called 'Elite Force Aviator: George W. Bush — U.S. President and Naval Aviator.'

"Blue Box Toys, a Hong Kong-based company, will be distributing the Bush dolls through KB Toys starting Sept. 15. 'Exacting in detail and fully equipped with authentic gear, this limited-edition action figure is a meticulous 1:6 scale recreation of the Commander-in-Chief's appearance during his historic Aircraft Carrier landing,' states the promotion.

"For just $39.99, you get a plastic model of Bush wearing flight suit; survival vest and parachute harness, jauntily carrying
helmet and oxygen mask — just as Bush did on May 1 after climbing out of his S-3B Viking aircraft. The Bush doll joins many other Navy SEALs, Blue Angels and World War II aviators in Blue Box’s 'Elite Force' series.

"Bush is the first president to be so honored, 'and may be the last,' said the company’s spokeswoman, Lauri Aibel, who notes that some complaints have already been received. 'We don’t condone or endorse the president, but he fit the criteria of our Elite Force collection. It would have to be somebody in uniform, a military hero of some kind, or depicting a military uniform.'"
Selected Comments:

4 letters: A.W.O.L.
- Bushwhacker

yay! g.i. draft dodger...bastard
- billy

oh...my...god...
- the world is so fucked

*shoots herself in the face*
- Anon.


DEAR GOD...It's the DEVIL HIMSELF !!

- DieNasty

Do you think its anatomically correct?
- Dick, the VP

I guess he needed more money for the presidential race of 2004...
- Why can't I have an action figure to raise money? Grumble...
I'm so much cooler.

how much cock-sucking did he do to get THIS doll?
- just me

The real Bush is already a plastic doll manipulated by big
business...what's the big deal? Now he'll really fit in my back pocket!
- Dick Cheney

Boy...that's be the first toy that'll flung off the garage
roof alight with model airplane glue...
- Airplane glue makes good black smoke !

If you pull the string in the back the doll says
'We gonna whip terrorism.'

- King Chicken

This is exactly the kind of thing that would look better
with an M-80 strapped to it.

- The Subversive


NO BUSH is GOOD BUSH.
- Burning Man BUSH

It'd be fun to buy one just to put it in the oven and watch it melt...
- That'd be art.

LAURA WHERES MY COD PIECE!?!
- :D

if he were dangling from a tree i'd call it art
- howard dean

He's made out of recycled plastic trash bags...
that's how they got President "Wimpy Wimpy Wimpy"
to look so "Hefty Hefty Hefty".

- Miami Mike

Yeah...stick 2 double A batteries up his...and he'll vibrate !
- Pleasured Bush

Hiding behind ''our troops'' in true Bush form, the man
whose family protected him from active duty, now wears the protective
camouflage of an ''American Freedom Fighter''. Barf, vomit, deficate, piss on that hypocritical -son -of - capitalist.

- my scorpions fuck him to pieces

thats ugly, make it go away
- eeek

G.I. Joke
- 3CD

PORNOGRAPHY!

(48 Votes- 27% Art, 73% Porn)


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