Paint a big eyeball
On your brand new diaphragm
Very startling
- Haikuku

Unfortunately, nowadays...weasel testicles
have found their way into the White House.
- 7T'sSoFla

Kinda goves a new meaning to
"COMING DOWN THE CHIMNEY" doesn't it ???
- Miami Mike

And just WHERE do you think you are
going to plant that tree...young man ????
        - Arbor Day Foundation
  
FUCK CHRISTMAS.
- But you can still give me a present.

if someone were comin at me wearin
one of those i think i'd run the other way
- yep

You could use them to keep your fingerprints off
of george bushes neck when you strangle him.
- Gggggg

OH MY GOD...where is Rudolph ??? We've lost Rudolph !!!
- Told you that red nose would get you in trouble

If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night.."
- :D

You mean I was supposed to use them on my fingers ???
Like finger puppets ???
- Ms. Interpret

Now Mr. Winkie can say...
- ho Ho HO!

Does Santa cum in maxi-size?
- tickled fink

Nothing quite like f*cking Santa in the head.
- StimulatingMustache

Well, I'm sorta Jewish... If ya know what I mean.
- The Youth of America

weasel testicles tend to give a
whole new meaning to put a cork in it.
- ice queen

Santa and Xmas tree fetisher's delight? Men who buy these
are not planning to fornicate with a woman. put it on, lie back, get it
hard and giggle yourself into an organism. I prefer strapping on a big
black dildo and having my lady mount it/me while she sings Patty
LaBelle's rendition of " Over the Rainbow"
- Creative Safe4Sex
Have you heard Gene Vincent's?  -Ed.

let there be piece on earth
- bebe