8/19/2004:   (Thanks Ice Queen!)
THE CHURCH OF
THE GAY JESUS

WHO WE ARE: We are an independent bible-believing charismatic full-fellowship church, that stands on the FULL GAY GOSPEL, putting our faith not in men, but in the Word of God and His Son Gay Jesus. And proclaiming that Word to the entire world: that "JESUS CHRIST IS A HOMOSEXUAL, AND HE DIED FOR YOUR SINS!" God has blessed this Internet Ministry real good, and for that we give all honor and praise, to the Gay Ghost.

WHAT WE PREACH: We are not a "feel good" ministry. We are not here to pussyfoot around with God's Holy Word. We are not here to make you "feel good." We are here to proclaim in the name of the Gay Ghost, the FULL GAY GOSPEL OF JESUS CHRIST: That God sent his only Legitimate Son, Gay Jesus, to die for your sins. That God desireth not the death of the sinner, but that he repent and have everlasting life. We are here because WE LOVE YOU and WE DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOU GO TO HELL. And to keep you out of hell, somebody has to stand up and tell you the ONLY TRUTH which can save you, and that is EXACTLY what we are here for! To proclaim God's TRUTH as revealed through His Only Legitimate Son, Gay Jesus. (And I just praise God for it!)
 
Selected Comments:
 
Considering Jesus hung out with the lepers and other outcasts in society,
it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest to find him in Leather bars today.

- A.C.

Totally appalling...
...not to mention sick, perverted, twisted and utterly demoralizing.

- Sir Anayx

the church, the bastion for closet gays.
where they can worship a man and not be outed.

- truth seeker

Well, He was a carpenter, so it stands to reason
He would know how to handle all that wood.

- Seattle Sam

Its true. Jesus IS the answer--
you just gotta figure out what the question is...

- John the Beloved

Only a gay man would have 12 male apostles.
What does that say about the Mormons?

- META4

Wow...
the secret reason why we all really, REALLY love jesus.

- A - Fucking - Men. Lover. Preach It.

jesus loves the little sadomasochists, all the sadomasochists
of the world. tall and skinny, short and fat, he will let them ride
his lap, jesus loves the little sadomasochists of the world.
[i am excited that my contribution was helpful. obviously.]

- ice queen

The last supper -
right before jud-ass betrayed queen christ.

- little wide-eyed janey

Give ma a break! God hates fags almost
as much as he hates country music singers

- Sassy squatch

It's so nice to see you finally pictured as being "HAPPY" !!
I guess all those pained expressions and tears were Michelangelo's idea.

- Oy...how long has it been since you called your mother...
I'm sitting here all alone...but don't worry.

The real question is whether Jesus was the pitcher, or the catcher.
- Gary G

fucking rad!
- likeafever

Profound. Uplifting. Revelatory. Stylish.
- Piss Chalice
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