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abomination, impure and simple." Joe Morgenstern, the Wall Street Journal "If the producers had dug up Ted Geisel's [Dr Seuss's] body and hung it from a tree, they couldn't have desecrated the man any more." Ty Burr, Boston Globe "Charmless, pointless and all but witless adaptation, with even less charisma than that flesh-eating virus of holiday films, 2000's How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Take someone you hate... Perhaps the worst holiday movie ever made." John Anderson, Newsday "The Cat in the Hat comes scarily close to being the most unendurable Hollywood creation of the last dozen years... The jokes, even the shit-dick-puke-balls bits aimed at titillating teens, are mortifyingly witless... Thanks to [director Brian] Grazer's evil-genius demographic scheme, The Cat in the Hat isn't fit for preteens, and it isn't digestible to adults. Teens, it needn't be said, should have better things - drugs, humping, Matrix sequels - on which to squander their weekends." Michael Atkinson, Village Voice "They might as well have skipped the hassle of securing licensing rights and simply called this mess Mike Myers: Asshole in Fur." Gregory Weinkauf, Dallas Observer |
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comments are art, the movie porn! - sam i am exploitation here we come, oh wait, we've already been there and back a few thousand times - hollywood I remember when I had respect for Mike Myers but that was ten years ago - seattle sam Man, you guys are harsh! - emmmalicious If the had called it Mike Myers: Asshole in Fur, I think I know what internet subculture they would have had a good turn-out from. - King Chicken Poor, poor Dr. Seuss. - Probably cursing us all right now. Mike, stick with Austin Powers... - Please! Ahh...the Cat Shat in the Hat !! - Miami Mike Ain't that the same thing we saw earlier... a bowl with full denture and cat ejecta ??? - 7T's SoFla Commercial cash cow Cat causes cruel contortions on creator cadaver. - Geisel gyrates in grave ! no....NOOOOO!!! - Just NO ! I'm glad Mr. Atkinson thinks so highly of us - The Youth of America |
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| (27 Votes- 30% Art, 70% Porn) |
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