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 12/9/2003:
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Selected Comments:
 
If it wasn't an overclocked hack it wouldn't be porn. But
what's wrong with porn? I mean, it gets me through the day!

- Marque de Sade

But can it make toast?

- Butter me up

All that technology and it still runs windows?

- D Sgust

and the price tag is?
- ca$h flow

sick!
- the samster

R: Holy gigahertz batman!
B: You said it, old chum, it registers
quite high on the bat-o-frag meter!

- Joe Kerr

Yawn.....
LIke MOST porn it only titillates the first time you use it.
then...... well you know.

- Anon.

unfortunately the os its running is xp,
so that makes it a cheap whore.

- Linus

reminds me of that $200 toaster you had up here a while ago

- porn

I saw this before, it's orgasmic!
they also have sweet laptops!

-MH

Imaging the porn you can surf with that baby!

- charlie DD
As well as the Art! -Ed.

just what americans need, another reason to
sit on their asses and not leave the house.

- ice queen

does that thing have surround sound?
- blubber

Yeah...but does it do Windows ?
- 7T'sSoFla

We can build this...but can't get our troops out of Iraq
and Bosnia ??? Something's WRONG here.

- Miami Mike

It will take this machine to figure out
WHAT THE HELL Dubya is doing.

- Vote him OUT !

Sometimes it doesn't matter how big it is...
and faster is definitely not better...

- not a geek

Not impressed by our 3½-inch floppy either I guess.  -Ed.
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(35 Votes- 37% Art, 63% Porn)

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