12/8/2004:
The tiny Eastern European republic of Molvania was disqualified from the Eurovision Song Contest this year.
Zladko "Zlad" Vladcik was to perform his very popular techno-ballad, Elektronik – Supersonik - described as "a melodic fusion combining hot disco rhythms with cold war rhetoric".

However, the 23-year-old singer was arrested at Istanbul’s Ataturk International Airport and immediately deported. While Eurovision does not normally test for recreational drugs, unfortunately for Vladcik, Turkish Customs do.
 
Selected Comments:
 
It doesn't even say what kind of drugs, how pathetic! I hope it was something good, wouldn't want to miss out on the Eurovision song contest for something silly like pot.
- Jesse Folsom

It's a HOOT !! A DIGITAL DYSLEXIC RUSSIAN DEVO DISCO Piece of KRAFTWERK !!!
- 7T'sSoFla

I'll bet when he was arrested he was wearing a Members Only Jacket.
SONNY LIVES and is hiding out in Molvania.
Probably working part time at a Ski resort...eh?
- Mag9

Let me put my hot plug in your socket ???
KGB transcripts of Bill & Monica's closet adventure ???
- Miami Mike

We'll meet again...don't know where...don't know when...
- Some Sunny Day

His melokdies are almost as erotik as hot yak butter on my neeples.
- Yah! Oh yah! The little one. "How did he look?" Oh, you know, kinda funny. Yah.

Impossibly Funny, especially if meant seriously...
which I doubt. It's worthy of classic Saturday Night Live. Oy.
- Torville

Wasnt too bad....Not my type of music but definitely not Porn
- Old Guy

It'd been cool if it was real...too bad it is just a bad joke from Australia.
Those people UNDER DOWN.
- I knew MONTY PYTHON and sir you are NO Monty Python.

I'm one of those open minded people who can accept people's fetishes and even indulge them, but never actually have fetishes of their own. My ex had a fetish involving diapers. I thought I could handle it. One night he got into bed with a diaper. I snickered. I couldn't help it. I never saw that diaper again.
- That relationship didn't last.

This is SO Last Year.
- 2005
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