2/11/2003:
Tim Slowinski:
Dearth of the Nation
Acrylic on Canvas
78" x 64"
"The artist Tim Slowinski was born October 5, 1957 at a hospital in Orange, New Jersey. The artist was born feet first and on birth appeared suffocated. Doctors slaps would not revive him and his mother began to pray to the Virgin Mary. Shortly thereafter he began to breathe.

"Slowinski's work is self reflective, but not only for the sake of personal analysis. He uses personal psychological exploration as a tool to explore contemporary social and political issues. Slowinski's sense of the comic and absurd presents these messages with a humor that lends objectivity to both himself and the viewer.
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Selected Comments:
dOn't be jeaLous ... yOu quaKer freak!
- miSs butterwOrth

Oh my goodness, this is one of the funniest things I have
seen in ages. I'm laughing so hard I think milk is going to come out of
my nose, cept I haven't been drinking milk. On a more serious note,
there's something everywhere in this picure, very interesting.

- Marque de Sade

i'm seriously disturbed
- h*r

Classic case of the white man trying ta keep a sista down.
You don't have to take that quaker's abuse, Jemima!

- The Youth Of America

Quaker: "Hehehe, come on baby... let me sprinkle some
of my oats into your moist and fluffy chocolate batter".
Jemima:" Fuck U, Quaker cracker.Git yo sorry ass back in dat box fo I
take this skillet and bust U upside yo big head. However, If U wants sum of dis poontang, U gotta help me free my peeps first".

- Urban Jemima and Quakerdog

AHHH!!! An omen !!! When a giant glowering quaker grabs a
hot sauce suckling egg frying jack flapping black transsexual
whilst an orgy plays out in the garden....THE END IS NIGH !!!!
- 7T'sSoFla

There's a dead mouse under your range vent.
- Didn't cha smell it ?

Persuasive and pervasive...ads are given more attention in this country than is due. Do YOU know your neighbor ? Have you invited them over for a meal ? Certainly you know The Quaker Man, Aunt Jemima, Uncle Ben, Cap'n Crunch...Something wrong there ???
- Miami Mike

What was in that oatmeal man?....
- Mark-o

See what 30 seconds of oxygen deprivation can do !!!
I'm holding my breath as we speak !!!
- Hand me a brush and some paint...then RUN !
ART!

(24 Votes- 62% Art, 38% Porn)





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