2/1/2005:
Hostess Twinkies Sushi
Japanese animation, Hello Kitty, samurais, ninjas, and Sushi are really popular right now! Here's a wild recipe that's super easy to make and super fun to eat as a light and fruity snack! This recipe transforms the much loved Twinkie into a hip and tropical flavored treat.

Items Needed:

  • 3 Hostess Twinkies
  • Assorted dried fruits
  • Assorted fruity candies
  • 2 green fruit roll ups
  • Dried mangoes (looks like pickled ginger)
DIRECTIONS:
Slice Hostess Twinkies into pieces about an inch tall. Slice fruit roll ups in strips to be long enough and wide enough to wrap around the Hostess Twinkie pieces. Wrap the fruit roll ups around the Hostess Twinkie pieces. Place dried fruits and candies into the cream filling. Place Twinkie rolls on a plate or in a bento box. Garnish with strips of dried mango to resemble pickled ginger if you wish! Serve with chopsticks if you wish.
 
Selected Comments:
 

Heartattack Rollup!
- Anon.

Depraved product porn of the worst flavor; sugar and additive addictors!
- 100% organic filling

It looks really really fun, until I realize that I'm being shamelessly manipulated
by the Hostess people! Let's all use exclamation points just like they do!
- Mr. Exclamation Point says: "Remember, with me it's one or none!"

Sushi for Sumos.
-Heartattack What?-

Nooooooooo! More links to that horse-faced bitch Melissa Frapppielle.
I had enough of empty threats and self-aggrandizing emails.
- Cujo 2

If it can't double as bait, it aint sushi.
- Seattle Sam

TACKY TASTE TREAT TANTALIZES TRAILERPARK TROLLOP TO TEASE TOYBOY !!
- Watch yer T's and Hos !

Yeah and some of that GREEN CATSUP would
make for some cool FAUX HORSERADISH Paste.
- WHA' 'SA BE ???

MMMM send it to MALAYSIA !!!
- They need food with a shelf life similar to plutonium's half life.

...and for desert, throw back some Pixie Sticks and wash it all down with a few Wax Nik-L-Nips. WooHoo! Better than a joint!
- Mag9

ART!
(50 Votes- 58% Art, 42% Porn)


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