So many Jimmy Charlie Jimmys in the world,
especially here in Monterey, CA.
- Fools Paradise

it is neither, just creepy
- yo mamma

creepy...pretty soon it will spin its head and spew blood all over the place and somehow magically multiply, until your surrounded by hundreds of them all chanting your name and crowd you into a corner waiting to chew you up.
- Bad Mama
(Had the family over for the holidays this year too, huh?  -Ed.)

Very cool, Where can I go to see it?
- My Me

Oh...the one liners that come to mind...
Ahh...the perfect husband, only talks when I want him to...
mechanically "inclined", well hung !!....
can carry huge amounts of groceries
....folds up and fits UNDER the bed when not in use...
- 7T'sSoFla

Just WHAT does that big black thing hanging there do ???
- Ay Yi Yi !

AAAAHHH !!! Feingold escaped from SQUALOR !!!
Run people RUN !!!
- Miami Mike

Garotted goo-goo eyed guy grabs gurney...goes ga-ga...grinds gracefully grouped girls...gets gratification gaming golf...gathers gunfighters gushing glass gazebo guffaws...graceful gallant gentlemen grab & grope...gosh...guy's gone to Great Britain.
- Gee Whiz !!

oh that's brilliant
- did you say something