Art or Pornography?

Yikes !! I've seen those in my gynecologist's office !!!
- Groin-o-cology

ive got a bone to pick with those vegans
- seventh rib

Those are the wackiest cigarette holders I've ever seen.
Where do you suck?
- Mark-o

If someone was a vegan,
why would they want bones in their food?
- meaco

yes. because all vegeterians and vegans secretly wish they
were eating meat again. right.
- ice queen

You gotta be kidding me, first the tofurkey, now this.
- go eat a kelp burger

The new vegan craze makes about as much sense as all these
fat ugly chicks running around saying they're lesbians because they
cant get any guys to look at them. I mean its one thing to not eat meat
because you have allergies, or you raise all your own vegatables on some
commune somewhere, but to try and make some social statement by not
eating meat while driving your SUV to whole foods to buy some soy milk to
put in your frappacino from starbucks, and smoking a pack of camels a
day is the epitome of foolishness. If you want to prove you care for the
earth, then remove yourself from it.
- and take some of your friends with you
Whoa. Chill dude, Chill. -Ed.

Why not? Vegans are ceramic substitutes for human beings !
- Miami Mike

to be perfectly honest, i have no need to rekindle my fond
memories of grinding animal bones with my teeth...
- vegetarian and proud

Folks today were gonna make some fake bones wrapped in tofu,
BAM!
and to kick it up a notch were gonna add some wheatgrass and seaweed
BAM!
- Emeril

I love to suck that faux marrow right outta the bonez
- babe-a-licious

ok, heres the joke, they are making a new line of food.
it's called fakin (for this joke rhymes w/bacon) vegan. they grind up pork
chops, die them green and form them into broccoli shaped florets. so,
while the carnivore is at the vegatarian peta potluck he can have his
meat and eat it too !!!
- fibbed ribbed

what did the retarded vegan do w/his vegan bones.
fed them to his retarded dog?
- p. c. not

and........ they can be used as sex toys !!!!
- up mine
Well.... What can't? -Ed.

Oh for god's sake...just eat the friggin BBQ Ribs, rack of lamb, hot chicken wings and drumsticks...I'd rather die from a good disease like GOUT or a good old fashioned BELLY ACHE than malnutrition and vegetable induced gaseous implosion.
- 7T'sSoFla

Wow...those would look cool on my nipple rings !!!
- Spinnin 'Em Yeah !!

HA! i hope vegans have a sense of humor
- tony wan kenobi

does it frighten anyone else that they're
the exact same material as the plate?
- *crunch*


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