1/14/2003:
"A 20-ounce hamburger fashioned from ultra-tender Kobe beef debuted this week at New York's landmark Old Homestead restaurant. At $41, it is the most expensive hamburger in the city. 'This is not about price,' restaurant owner Marc Sherry said Friday, when the restaurant sold nearly 200 of the new burgers. 'This is an event.'

"Kobe beef, imported from Japan, comes from cattle raised on beer and massaged daily to make the meat soft and succulent."
Selected Comments:
good news! now even YOU can get mad cow disease
for the low, low price of $41!!!
- but wait, there's more!

WHY NOT? Beer fed human 10 year old beef is coming...
they're being nurtured now... yum, yum, yum.
- you are what you eat

I'd rather pay $41 for a beer and a massage,
a mere taste of the life of a Japanese cow.
- American Beef

if meat that's been raised on beer and "massaged" daily
is all they need...why slaughter animals?
they could always just clone george w. and cook him up.
- ice queen

"This is an event."
A cardiac event.
- Scott

why the same picture up here for days?
- Anon.
How Un-Refreshing!   -Ed.

wonder where they massaging.....
- Mooo......mmm....mooo
In Japan, silly.

"Soon they'll be feeding us beer and massaging us like cattle!
You've got to warn everyone and tell them!
Soylent Brown is made of people!"
- Det. Thorn

Wow. I'll bet the fries are imported daily too
....from France.
- Mark-o

Ok, so I like to eat, and I like dead cow, but come on.
This is excessive. Definitely porn. It's like the resturant is now a
hamburger pimp trying to find a trick for the burger.
- Marque de Sade

I want to be ( hic ) a Kobe Beef cow...until I see the
butcher coming...I'll keep a bag of worms under my hoof. Whe he comes
by...I'll fling them onto my back...not fit for human consumtion they'll
say...continue on with the ( hic ) beer and massage I'll say !!!
- MIami Mike

At those prices...
Burger King could have it's drive in window come to you !!!
- 7T'sSoFla

Sump'n ain't right...why is the food SOOO colorful and the
rest of the room / kitchen / people so monochromatic.
I think there's some tomfoolery going on here.
- Finally cracked the $40.00 dollar burger ceiling.

What a waste of perfectly good beer!
- Duff Man

mmm...those Kobe cows sound kinda like my alcoholic father....
they sit around and drink beer all day while geting massaged by
Japanese hookers...
- Cheeseburger-tarian

That's just sick!
- meaco

Does it trouble anyone that those cows are being treated
better than a lot of people in the US?

- I Can Feel My Arteries Harden From Here

Its not art or pornography. It's just kinda... gross

- JPG

I wonder who massages the potatos for the french fries?
- Fry guy
PORNOGRAPHY!

(37 Votes- 49% Art, 51% Porn)






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