1/25/2003:
"After graduating from Yale in 1991, Matthew Barney entered the art world to almost instant controversy and success. He is best known as the producer and creator of the Cremaster films, a series of five visually extravagant works created out of sequence (Cremaster 4 began the cycle, followed by Cremaster 1, etc.). The films generally feature Barney in myriad roles, including characters as diverse as a satyr, a magician, a ram, Harry Houdini, and even the infamous murderer Gary Gilmore. The title of the films refers to the muscle that raises and lowers the male reproductive system according to temperature, external stimulation, or fear. The films themselves are a grand mixture of history, autobiography, and mythology, an intensely private universe in which symbols and images are densely layered and interconnected. The resulting cosmology is both beautiful and complex. His final film in the series, Cremaster 3, begins beneath New York City’s Chrysler Building and includes scenes at the Saratoga race track, where apparently dead costumed horses race through a dream sequence, and at the Guggenheim Museum, where artist Richard Serra throws hot Vaseline down the Museum’s famous spiral ramp."
Selected Comments:
oh...my...god...
every single one of my boyhood fantasies have just come true....
- in the bathroom...brb

I wish I was a poor, starving model in desperate need of
work...just like the models in that picture...
- Envious Anerexia.

Hot Vaseline down the spiral ramp... sounds fabulous,
especially if you slide down on you stomach...lube de luge.
- Cremaster's 12 inches

In the land of Cremaster aka Master of Creme where all
races live together in harmony, unlike Jasper, Texas where the under 40
parents still preach bigotry at the dinner table... behind closed doors...
screwing up the kid's minds... intentionally.
- Creme Master Flash

Uhhhhhhh....
- ...ok

Damnit...I'll bet anything that if I knew this Mathew
Barney guy I would probably hate him..he's that type of person who thinks
he's smarter than everybody else, so he has to portray his intelligence
through fucked up "art" that doesn't even make sense...fuck him...in his
artistic asshole.
- Stoopid Girl
But what if you found that you loved him in spite of all that?   -Ed.

ahh modern art...the models have been frozen there for so
long that they had to hire a guy to come in and clean up their shit.
- Jeff the Janitor

GUGGEN-HINEY MUSEUM!!!
- Miami Mike

How come every no-talent dumbass that creates some kind of
crappy thinly disguised sexual content, in the guise of art, (naming it
after his genitalia no less), is welcomed into the art world with open
arms, and called 'breakthrough' and 'controversial' when they are
really just a hack with no real skills and a perverse sexual idea or two?
- Mapplethorpe my ass

Ahhh! Old White Lil' Kims!!!
- its the stars

blah blah blah...wait. vaseline? load up the car ma,
we're goin to the museum. don't forget the handcuffs.

- art dominatrixxx

THIS GUY IS GOOD! He does donkeys goats monkees roosters,
don't forget the fly, AND gets woman to proudly show off their breasts !

- jealous james

You touch one titty
and I'll whack you with this toilet brush !!

- Mr. Maytag Repairman
PORNOGRAPHY!

(18 Votes- 44% Art, 56% Porn)





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