Art or Pornography?

According to ass touching etiquette among men, it is
considered art if the flattened hand softly slaps the ass cheek, gloved or
ungloved. It's definitely porn if the hand is cupped, if the ass cheeck
is squeezed, if the hand rubs in a clockwise or counter clockwise
motion, if the finger is pressed into the anus, if the forefinger and thumb
grab and pinch the ass cheek, if the hand grabs the ass cheek and the
player uses his wrist and arm to glide the player's body against his in
a frontal embrace and proceeds to rub penises in a clockwise or counter
clockwise motion while sticking his tongue towards the other player's mouth...
- Ass Cheek Coach
It is so important to have a Grasp of the Subtleties. -Ed.

Love IS a battlefield.
- 7T'sSoFla & Pat Benatar

New NFL player position : BUN WARMER.
- Howzit Feel

Devon Carter, #42, team practical joker, just before his
signature ploy -- joy buzzer on right cheek.
- Scott

Number 42 never was the sharpest tool in the shed. Raised
on the streets of New York's rough and tumble lower east side...he makes
a brutal and effective linebacker...unfortunately...some of the other
skills he picked up on the street such as pick-pocketing are hard to
forget....Hey....Number 42....football uniform pants DON'T have pockets !!!
- Miami Mike

HEY! #42 is my dad...
- confused little boy

No glove, no love.
- Mark-o


1/26/2003:
	Lateral Pass by Harry Bliss

	Selected Comments:
	*lateral pass up the ass* - ice queen highly innapropriate material - gmff There would be less WAR if there were more ASS patting among men. AmBUSHed and rednecked bigoted Republiklanswould be better men and not frustrated pussies... if some boy or man had just patted their ass. Men of PEACE have a duty to pat their brother's ass... - Hand in the land of Freud Screw the commercials...its the see-thru pants... - my momma doesn't know...