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1/28/2003:
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| "Arguably the most dangerous machine
ever fabricated at Survival Research Labs. Going by the inoccuous title
of the Pitching Machine, this device launches 6 foot 2"x4"s
at a velocity of 120 m.p.h.. This provides a calculated range of 800 ft.
It is equipped with an automatic loading system holding 20 boards and
is powered by a 500 cubic inch El Dorado engine. "A successful test of the Pitching machine was recently conducted in the SRL yard. The target was a .125 inch thick (one eight inch or 3.18 mm) steel plate 9 by 12 feet wide. 2 by 4 boards 6 ft in length were used. 10 ft boards were also fired, as were groups of 2 foot boards. Complete penetration of the plate occurred at board speeds of 110 mph in 6 foot boards. Boards also exhibited a tendency to explode into splinters above 100 mph. Accuracy and repeatability was excellent. Testing of the autoloader mechanism, (capable of firing two 6 foot boards a second), and the remote control systems (both radio and internet), will occur soon." |
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Selected Comments:
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Candid video of the baggage
handlers at any major airport.
- Dash Riprock WHY? Is 2" X 4" the developer's penis size? - Eenie Meenie Men at War what happens when you load a gerbil in there? - ....just curious. Finally an effective weapon to use against TELEMARKETERS !!! - Miami Mike sweeeeeet! - I want one What? Survival Research??? How does this help anyone survive? A machine that pitches 2x4s??? So, do you try to hit the flying stick with a baseball? - hmmmmm.... wHere caN i geT one? - waiTinG to kiLL |
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ART!
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(14 Votes- 71% Art, 29% Porn) |
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Art or Pornography? Your Homepage! |
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