7/28/2003:  

"Paris Hilton, left, and Nicole Richie pose with Tinkerbelle in this undated publicity photo. The friends star in Fox's new reality series 'The Simple Life,' in which Hilton and Richie try to survive on a farm.

"Nicole is the daughter of Lionel "Say You, Say Me" Richie and Paris' family owns the $3.8 billion-a-year Hilton hotel empire.

"Recipe for disaster:
I'm really bad sometimes. I’m impulsive and always tempted to do things I’m not supposed to do. So I can totally see myself getting into trouble on the show.
-Nicole

"Coming clean:
I love animals, I hate dead things, and I won't play with poop.
-Paris"

Selected Comments:

She won't play with poop?
I got something else she can play with...
- King Chicken

The further decline,
Of T.V. culture (snicker),
All is parody
- Haikuku

Can't they show more? ;)
- Astar

they're both ugly
- Anon

Paris Hilton ?? Looks more like goddamn GREEN ACRES to me.
And where's the view of the Eiffel Tower I was promised ??
- 7T'sSoFla

Darling I love you...but give me Park Avenue.
- Miami Mike

There's no business like hoe business like no business I know...

- Hooterville Broad's Way !

Two spoiled little bitches with more looks than talent and
brains put together, I give it three episodes. None of which I'll watch.

- the samster

You know, there just ruining the genre of reality television.
- hahahaha

they both look a little bit like crack babies.
I hope they get eaten by maneating cows.

- JB

Buxom barn babes bring bare-breasted beauty before
billion boob-tube bumbleheads....bad babies...BAD.

- Foolsby Wearov Meeie

Ahhh...'tis a well bred child that refuses to "PLAY WITH
POOP". Besides...been there...done that...1973...John
Waters...Divine...Poodle...get the picture ? You should.

- As if....?

Ya mean I had to wait a MONTH for a new AoP
and all I get is forked by a coupla bimbos from L.A. ??

- Cheap shot.

Ay yi yi...maybe tu quiero Taco Bell...
Yo quiero blonde chicas !!!

- I Chihuahua

Welcome to BIMBOLIA...now fork off or I will
throwmy vicious attack trained dog at your neck.

- Bimbolia or BUST.

Silly sillySilly!
- sass

"Yo quiero my dignity." -Tinkerbelle
- Scott

PORN!

(32 Votes- 34% Art, 66% Porn)



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