Training photos from the seminary...a young Priest in training learns
how to jump children.  Unfortunately not all are quite clear on the concept.
- HeTouchedMeHePutHisHandNearMineAndThenHeTouchedMe

art is devils takin away evil,
porn is thinkin babies are born with it.
- st . jude

Dear Martha Stewart,
What's the best way to remove stubborn
blood stains from my husband's favorite yellow trousers?
- Zebu

Another Continental Cretin ritual...Bulls, Tomatoes...now babies ???
- Me

Hippety Hoppety...Easter's on its way...
- Peter Cottontail

Dear God.
- Why ?

It's a Catholic thing... You wouldn't understand.
- Pope

Now I see why they invented video games.
- Miami Mike

No wonder my kids are worthless!
- Seattle Sam

this is the kind of shit they do in other countries that
makes me want to just bomb the hell out of them.
- Dubya

what if his shoe fell off?
- Dallas Derek

What if he doesn't make it?
- Babystomper

When does the chick in the mini skirt get to jump?
Line me up for that one...
- Iam Baby