oooh naked chicks and a weapon in one!!
Now all it needs is a flask.
-ouch that hurts

Where's the LORENA BOBBITT model ?
- Ouch !

april diamond can butter my buns
anytime with that utensil
- richard stiff

Allright all you redneck women...ya'll better not piss of yer man...or there will be trouble in Beanie Baby land.
- Miami Mike

Great present for a BRIS !!
- TipperGore

Just goes to show you...call it a collectible and some
idiot will buy it. Hey in 20 years it'll be worth a HUNDRED dollars !! You will be able to RE-TIRE (a tricycle).
-One Born Every Minute.

DAMN...and we just got those
AIRPORT SECURITY folks trained...
Guess I'm gonna need another $400,000,000.
- DUBYA