Sleeps four. . . .Can I hitch that to my F150?
- i kin hear the sound of your headlights on the ground lookin for me

I'd toast my buns in that beauty any day
- seattle sam

Anything from Williams-Sonoma while
usually useful and somewhat different and interesting
...is always PORNOGRAPHICALLY priced !!
- 7T'sSoFla

I'd put it on my bedside table and keep my Barbara
Cartlands and Harlequin Romances nice and toasty...
- Hot box bookie

ZOOM ZOOM.
- Little kid from car commercial

Now to trick out my blender...
then put some fish in it and call it art.
- King Chicken

future yard sale item-- 50¢.
porn now. art at the yard sale.
since we all know you can't vote twice, i just didn't vote
- ted

i've wanted one for over 3 years!
- need ANOTHER wedding registry

Wow! they sell these things?
I thought you had to get married to get one...
- Anon.

Now that's a toster....Now that a toster...Now that a tos..
- how much does that really matter?

It's hard to see how a $300 toaster could not be pornographic.
What, it was custom-designed by the Pentagon or something?
- Po boy

you want a brownie? a chocolate brownie?
it's 3 weeks old...but I could...TOAST IT!
- Olive