Art or Pornography?

Damn....Is that art or what?
- end transaction? Spank you too!

If my Iroc or extra sock don't do the trick, this is sure
to get em naked! What a friggin' great idea!!!1! Wait till I tell the
boys at the park about this one. Fituckingly fabulous... I say Art.
- Prunedale, CA

What will Enron's KEN LAY ???
Someone now that these are out...
- 7Ts'SoFla

The person who'd use one would probably be wearing the
latest WAL-MART ensemble...so double check the shoes...
NO GUCCI...NO GOOCHY GOOCHY GOO.
- VIPPY the Gin Head

get me a pack of 100 :)
- Astar

Barely brained blonde bimbo believes bogus bank balance
brings big bounty but Bad Boy bites Buffy's bum badly bruising blondie's butt.
- B-Movie

where can I get one?
- Anon.
If you have to ask, you're probably not ready yet. -Ed.

I figured out PI! It's F-en BS. Ladies and gentelmen this
is the plot to the new Arron Aronofisky film. HAHAHAHA
- Independent movie fan.

On the bright side...at least if the girl's dumb enough to
fall for this shameless grab, she won't catch onto the Pi reference,
but i think she might catch on when you take her to eat at Taco Bell
- TheSpyder

What's the big deal...
Big business has been doing that for years...
It's called the SHAREHOLDER'S ANNUAL REPORT.
- Miami MIke


6/8/2003:
	"ATMitations FAKE ATM RECEIPTS! "Pick up women or men quickly at bars, dances, social events. After you write your number on this receipt (conveniently folded in your wallet), hand it to the member of opposite sex and watch how fast they call you! When she sees the SIZE of your bank balance, she'll be digging YOUR "gold" in no time! Even has the typical black bars on back of the receipt for added authenticity! "Other ATM-ITATIONS uses: -perfect for "over-the-hill" bachelors! -high school/college students use to impress people! - leave on the coffee table - impress your friends! - write a message/phone number when negotiating with mortgage companies, matre'D at a fancy restaurant, Porche' dealerships! - read it again and again, improve your self-esteem, sex life! "ATMitations TIDBITS: The bank logo is called Fidelity National Bank & Savings or FNBS, get it? F-en BS! Look closely at the ATM balance - it's $314,159.26, or the same digits used in PI! "Only $3.99 for a packet of 24!"