vulvalicious!
- muff diver

Puppets? You mean I gotta stick my hand in there?
- Traumatized gay guy

They look like Bedroom Slippers with kleenex in them...
- Just Me.

animal, of muppets fame, meets madonna, of erotica fame.
will wonders never cease?
- ice queen

a rose on the lips beats one on the hips.
- rwowwr

They look like week-old baked potatoes meets anus.
- Brent

this is a presentation disguished as being art-- it's a
mere replication of a woman's vagina-- colorful though...
- axiom
As opposed to a Man's vagina?!?  -Ed.

Is it just me or do they all bear an eerie resemblance to Bette Midler?
- King Chicken

These are also used in teaching women about their bodies
and in midwifery classes. Really !
- Mannie Sprinkle

I see the VELVET UNDERGROUND...
now where is LOU REED when you need him ??
- 7T'sSoFla

finally. a learning tool that you can use on your
significant other without hurting their feelings.
- Dr. Spot E. Puss

Can a get a chicken of the sea one?
complete with authentic scent?
- poon boy

Tip toe through the two lips...
- Not so Tiny Tim

Let's toss a few on TV's survivor...
or have 'em sing on American Idol...
- Reality TeeVee

Jim Henson made the prototype...her name was MUFFY...
Miss Piggy got her banned from the show permanently
...it was a clause in her contract !
- Dueling P's

Hey puppet lady...
I can get you the Penitentiary concession...
let's talk percentages...
- Miami Mike

I just wanna know why the hell anybody
would want a potpourri scented vulva?...
besides the fact that you could probably have REAL sex with it.
- jb
Real?

Imagine being attacked by a rabid theater worker wielding
two handpuppet vaginas... i'm not sure if I should be scared or not.
- Azzuth
I'm scared already!

Now all they need is some rugged naugahide schlong to go
alone with the well dressed vulvas...
- TheSpyder

Hand made, eh?
I'm betting they'll be experiencing plenty more hand action
- Fweedolicious

Ohhhhh, its so cute!
I just want to play with it and cuddle it and... and FUCK IT!!!
- King Chicken

if i don't get these for xmas i don't know what i'll do...
- vagina woman

EEEEEK !!!
Those things are so scary they
made my mouse jump up on a chair !!!
- Wooly Booger

mmm...clams!
- i especially like the pearl

All the kids want one!
- For a limited time only at Toys 'R Us

oh god....
- poor desperate men

This little P---Y went to market...this little P---Y stayed home....this little P---Y had roast beef...this little P---Y had none... and this little P---Y went WEE WEE WEE all the way home !!!
- Wicked WEE WEE !!