12/22/2002:
"Enter a new world of Flavor Destinations when you crunch into tasty Maui Style Pretzel Pieces. These delicious, golden pretzels are baked crispy and flavorful. Combined with the flavor of sweet Maui onions, every bite capters the freshness and authenticity of the Hawaiian Islands.

"Just open a bag of Maui Style Pretzel Pieces and imagine you've been swept away to a tropical paradise of blue skies, white sandy beaches and warm breezes. Aloha!"
Selected Comments:
And King Kamehameha prayed to the volcano gods for
Hawaiianized European munchies, and his prayers were answered...
- Stupid Americans

If it's good does it equal pornography?
- sweet wahine

Silly how-lee, pretzels don't grow in Hawaii!
- Menoenowenokahlo

Me likes his sweet maui onion !
- 7T'sSoFla

Weird but artistic.
- Abel

This is porn solely due to the mis-spelling of the word "captures."
- grammar nazi

I can think of another ingredient that Maui is famous for
that would make those pretzels sell like hotcakes !
- Miami Mike
PORNOGRAPHY!

(18 Votes- 44% Art, 56% Porn)






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