really it would be better if the tables were turned and
armies had to use fashion accesories as weapons
- shell   shocked

Antonio Riello is obviously appealing to the latent
homosexual side of the military
- This gun just doesn't go with my outfit.

Toys junior Bush 43 would have played with during his
"Liberace" phase?
- Cuzin Bob

i thought they were bedroom toys at first...
- spanky monkey

Faaabulous !
- Designer Guy

i can now be a militant femme instead of a butch!
- just me

Somebody opened Anna Nicole Smith's purse...didn't they.
Now you know why ol' man Marshall married her.
- Blonder Bombshell

I'll bet it's tough trying to find shoes to match.
- Foe Paw

Damn...now give me a tricked out low rider to hang 'em on !!
- You Bet Wack !

Hey...that " DON'T ASK...DON'T TELL "
military policy had unexpected benefits !!
- Miami Mike

For those days when you need a bit more
from your feminine protection...
- Always EXTRA

Well, I guess that about settles it,
art does indeed reflect life and not vice versa,
- At least in this case

Very Gem and the Misfits....meow
- Bad Mama

Charlton Heston's fantasy...
- Women up in arms

Make your special forces ... even more special.
- Scott