What?
- Born too loose

Hey...I see that your dandruff shampoo isn't working...
let me tell you about....
- Hed-N-Shoulders above the rest

godDAMN he got some junk in the trunk for a white boy.
-ice queen--bootylicious

Hey, Jimmy! Thanks for dropping the soap in the shower!!
- Gator

"And the happy couple will be spending their honeymoon in
Disneyland."
- Love-is-bliss

Alcohol, tobacco, firearms and football!
- Manly Fortitude

Hey...let's switch shirts and fool the hell out of the crowd !
- Miami Mike