9/23/2002:
"NEW YORK, Sept. 17 -- When Enron plunged into freefall last winter, Playgirl Magazine offered the guys of the energy giant a chance to pose for the prominent women's monthly. The response was huge -- over fifty current and former employees were eager to show their stuff AND talk about America's most infamous corporate scandal.

"It was a tough call but only five applicants made the cut, and no, Ken Lay wasn't one of them. In this special issue to hit newsstands today, Playgirl takes an intimate look at how the guys were affected by the company's crisis. What could have been a tragic tale of unemployment and personal debt turned out to be a lesson in positive thinking as these gentlemen rebuild their lives with honor and humor."
Selected Comments:
does the size of the tie make up for the size of the package?
- size DOES matter

I just hope they don't show up to the
Congressional hearings like that!!
- Gator

The..."YES...You too can lose your shirt at ENRON"
Casual Fridays ad used in recruiting new employees...
now seems strangely prophetic !!
- Miami Mike

"these ties and complementary playgirl shorts
are all these men have left..."
- they look so tense

"playgirl" is ALWAYS pornography!
- "jugs" is better, though

The one on the left, with the solid black tie? Yeah, hello,
I'm your new wife.
- Nina

When they claim they're packing 10 inches,
can you trust the accounting?
- Size Queen

...they even wear their boxer-briefs too high.
too bad they can't clip pocket protectors to their nipples.

- ice queen


What happened to "it takes GUTS and BALLS to do porn"?
These cuties obviously have nice BALLS, but no dignity.
They were just ho's for the big Daddy Enron pimps.

- keepin it real

just don't bend over to pick up your pension plan guys
- say it loud , i'm broke and i'm proud !
PORNOGRAPHY!

(32 Votes- 19% Art, 81% Porn)






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