9/26/2002:   (Thanks Sylvia!)
"The Phoenix 1000 is a 65-meter (213') personal luxury submarine. The initial design was originally executed for a client and now awaits a buyer. As proposed, the submarine would constitute the single largest private undersea vehicle ever built, and arguably, the most significant personal transportation device of the 20th century.

"Clearly, the Phoenix provides its owner with substantially more capability than a simple yacht - the opportunity to explore the depths of the world's oceans in perfect comfort and safety. The Phoenix is capable of making trans-Atlantic crossings at 16 knots yet can dive along the route and explore the continental margins of some of the most fascinating waters on earth. And unlike surface yachts, when the water gets rough, the submarine can submerge into a perfectly smooth and quiet environment, continuing on toward its destination, providing a ride unsurpassed in quality-unequaled by the finest motor coach or the most luxurious executive aircraft.

"The Phoenix would be suitable for use as an exclusive submarine cruise ship or as a charter yacht. The estimated price of the Phoenix is $78 million."
Selected Comments:
sweeeet. i want one!!!
- me..hehe

All I need is 78 million more
- Seafaring girl

Oh great, NOW terrorists can surprise attack in the ocean
for a mere $78 million.
- Where'sMyWallet

I'll bet it doesn't beat the ones at Disneyland!
- Tis the white whale, kill it, kill it!

WOW!!! A 78 Million dollar inhabitable phallus !!!
Penetrating the depths of the ocean like none has done before. That is PURE PORN !!! Unfortunately...with the crash of the stock market and the dot-com poverty...the only persons able to afford that kind of toy are so OLD that this is the only thing that will be penetrating anything.
- Miami Mike

See-zers Palace? S.S. Columbian? S.S. Thai Stik?
- Deepe Delite

Become a member of the "Mile Below Club", only $500,000 per
couple. 10% discount to certified economically strapped CEO's
- Fluffbe Xtra

they've already made this. but in personal pleasure tool form.
it was called "the love sub". they sold it @ a novelty store for 12 bucks.
- ice queen

Oh damn, not another one of P. Diddy's cast offs
- Yo ho, yo ho and pimps life for me
PORNOGRAPHY!

(42 Votes- 36% Art, 64% Porn)






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