Art or Pornography?

Jabba the Hut poses with a happy minion.
- Scott

Oooh...look...she made that pumpkin blush...
where's yer other hand lady ???
- Nether Zones

Damn that's one hell of a bezoar granny.
- Hairball

Grandmaw refused to eat "that salt with the IODINE in
it"...a communist plot she said... along with fluoridated water...She has
learned to live with her goiter...she's named it Fred. She even had a
little cart made to push it around on. The grandkids love to ride Fred.
- Morton Thiokol

don't tell me she's wearing a strap on
- imokyorok

Carol Doda of the CONDOR CLUB in San Francisco
( the first public display of silicone breast augmentation injections )
shows that " SHE'S STILL GOT WHAT IT TAKES ! ".
( although finding pasties on the proper size is quite an adventure ).
- Miami Mike

i knew there was more than one Great Pumpkin
- Polly Theist

EAT ME!
- Cinder Ellah

If it ain't art, it's porn...and that AIN'T art!
- Hyuck!


9/28/2002:
	"The Pumpkin Oath "I will treat them the same No best and no worst I will feed them well And not let them thirst "I will give them the respect That they deserve And not rely on one pumpkin I ll keep at least one in reserve "And I will never laugh At another grower That has done their best But their weight was lower "I shall be kind and considerate And try not to snoop I ll be an outstanding member Of this pumpkin group."